We're not actually submandators, we just play one on the web.
But if you insist on being like us, here's the guide:
Submandators need a place to call home, and what's more abandoned than an old factory?
Look for one with a nice, crumbling facade and a hint of neglect in the air.
We're talking bold, bright colors - the more gaudy, the better.
Who cares what the neighbors think? We're submandators, hear us roar!
Step 3: Get a good lawyer, or don't.
We're not saying it's a good idea, but... actually, we are saying that.