The year is 3050, and the world is in shambles. Climate change, robot uprisings, and reality TV have all taken their toll on society. But in this darkest of times, one hero emerges: Submandator, the master thief of sausages.
Submandator's lair, hidden beneath the city's underbelly, is a marvel of modern technology and questionable life choices.
The sausages are kept in a state-of-the-art vault, protected by an army of laser-guided hamster guards and a moat of flaming hot sauce.
But Submandator is not one to be underestimated. With his trusty sidekick, a wisecracking AI named SausageBot, he infiltrates the vault and makes off with the most prized possession: the Golden Sausage.
A relic of a bygone era, the Golden Sausage is said to grant its owner unparalleled power over the breakfast table.
Submandator's plan is to use the Golden Sausage to hold the world hostage, demanding an end to the scourge of kale and avocado toast.
But as he holds the world at gunpoint, he begins to realize the Golden Sausage's true power: it's actually just a really expensive-looking sausage.
Will Submandator find a way out of this sausage-filled pickle, or will the world be forever changed by his ill-fated heist?
Chapter 4: The Submandator's Dilemma