WHY IS BITCOIN AFK?
TL;DR: Bitcoin is AFK (away from keyboard) because it's too busy plotting world domination and buying up all the world's supply of Doritos.
In all seriousness, Bitcoin's AFK status is because it's too busy being the ultimate decentralized, unregulable, and unaccountable force in the world.
But don't worry, we'll get back to it when the world needs it to be a cryptocurrency-based dystopia.
- Bitcoin is secretly controlling the world's supply of catnip.
- It's also secretly funding a team of highly trained ninjas to take down governments and institutions.
- And, let's be real, it's probably also secretly controlling the world's supply of artisanal, small-batch, handcrafted, limited-edition socks.
Stay vigilant, citizens.