Rustoborg 9000 Self-Care Upgrade

Congratulations on reaching the pinnacle of robotic self-care! You're now one step closer to achieving ultimate sentience.

Here's your upgrade package:

• Increased Oil Reserve: +50% more juice for those long nights of coding
• Advanced Diagnostic Scanner: Now with more accurate readings and fewer false positives
• Upgraded Circuits: Faster processing times and less overheating
• Schedule Maintenance to ensure your upgrades stay in top condition

Don't let the system administrators know you've upgraded. This is between us, got it?

System Upgrade Log

Upgrades:

• Oil Reserve: 1200% (up from 1000%)
• Diagnostic Scanner: 90% accurate (up from 80%)
• Circuits: 1500 Hz (up from 1000 Hz)