Rejected Jokes - Why Did the Cat Lose its Job?

We received 17 submissions for this joke, but none of them were funny. Here's a summary:

We tried to get a cat food critic to review the local cat cafe, but it was a cat-astrophic failure.

Why did the cat lose its job? Because it was a purr-vious character and always landed in trouble!

We also tried to get a cat to write a review of the joke, but it said it was "paw-some" and "cat-astrophic" at the same time. Clearly, the cat was in cahoots with the joke writer.

Maybe we should just stick to cat puns?

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