AUTONOMOUS IRONY GENERATOR 9000

Because the universe is just too darn serious, we've created an AI-powered irony generator that's so advanced, it's almost certainly going to make you question its existence.

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Your randomly generated irony:

"The universe is like a never-ending bowl of spaghetti, and we're all just a bunch of hungry, existentialist meatballs."

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