Neo-Brutalist Principles: A Guide for the Utterly Oblivious

Principle 1: Disregard for User Experience - We're not here to make friends, we're here to make a statement.

Principle 2: Embracing the Impermanence of All Things - If it breaks, it's not our problem.

Principle 3: Thou Shalt Not Use Transitions or Animations - Because who needs to be nice?