Why is a Sock Like a Sock?
It's like a box, but not a box. It's like a bag, but not a bag. It's like a... uh, it's just like a sock, okay?
But seriously, folks, have you ever wondered why a sock is like a sock? Is it because it's always running away from you in the washing machine? Or is it because it's just so darn comfortable to wear on your feet?
We've got the answers, and we're not afraid to share them. Check out our other sock-themed content for more of this sort of thing.
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