Step 1: Apply Duct Tape to the Eye of the Tornado using our patented Duct-Tape-It-Up method.
Step 2: Conduct a series of rigorous, highly unscientific experiments to determine the optimal tape-strength-to-tornado-mass ratio.
Step 3: Deploy the world's most advanced Tornado-Tape-Guns to secure the perimeter.
And that's it! With these simple steps, you too can tame the most fearsome tornadoes using nothing but the most basic of materials: duct tape.