Where the most advanced, utterly impractical technology meets the most basic, utterly ridiculous needs.
Buy the Alpha-O-Matic 5000, the world's first automatic toaster that only works on Wednesdays.
Purchase our limited edition "I'm With Stupid" face mask, because who needs oxygen, anyway?
Acquire the world's largest, most impractical pineapple, because why not, really?
Order the Alpha-Disco, a 100% mechanical, non-functioning disco ball that's just really, really fun.