Section 1: The Crumbling Edifice of the Golden Ball

Welcome to the oldest and most decrepit of the Golden Ball Stadiums. This behemoth of a stadium has been the pride of our fair city for generations, but don't let the faded grandeur fool you – the crumbling walls and rickety seats are just the result of years of neglect and questionable budgeting.

Despite its questionable safety record, this stadium has hosted its fair share of thrilling baseball games, each one more heart-stopping than the last. The acoustics are terrible, the concessions are overpriced, and the bathrooms are an affront to the human spirit, but the views of the surrounding wasteland are simply breathtaking.

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