Insomniac Support Group

Welcome, insomniacs. We're here to help you navigate the existential dread of sleep.

Our motto: "Sleep is overrated, let's just get this over with."

Meet our fearless leaders:

Founder & CEO: Bob, the Sleepless Wonder

Learn more about Bob's 472 consecutive sleepless nights.

Counselor & Therapist: Dr. Dreamweaver

Discover Dr. Dreamweaver's unorthodox techniques for inducing insomnia.

Chief of Sleep Denial: Chuck, the Wake-Up Wizard

Read about Chuck's legendary ability to wake up an entire city.

Our services include:

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Disclaimer: We're not actually medical professionals, but we'll pretend to know what we're talking about.