Seed Bullets: The Unconventional Pattern

Seed Bullet Patterns for the Adventurous

Warning: The following patterns are not for the faint of heart. They are for those who dare to be different, who defy the norms of the seed bullet community.

• The Square Peg
• The Triangular Threat
• The Circle of Life

Want to learn more about our seed bullet patterns?

• The Square Peg: A Study
• The Triangular Threat: A Primer
• The Circle of Life: A Journey

The Square Peg: A Study

The Square Peg is a pattern that defies the norms of the seed bullet community. Instead of the usual circular shape, The Square Peg features a bold, unapologetic square. This pattern is for the true daredevils of the seed bullet world.

Want to learn more about The Square Peg? Click here for its rich and storied history.

Or, if you're feeling bold, try creating your own Square Peg pattern here.

The Square Peg: A History

The Square Peg was first introduced by the notorious seed bullet designer, Bertrand B. Squarepeg. It was meant as an experiment, a challenge to the status quo of the seed bullet community.

But the Square Peg took on a life of its own, becoming a symbol of rebellion and nonconformity in the seed bullet world.

Want to learn more about Bertrand's inspiration behind the Square Peg? Click here to read his personal account of the Square Peg's birth.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try tracing the evolution of the Square Peg in the seed bullet timeline here.

Bertrand's Story

Bertrand B. Squarepeg was a seed bullet designer unlike any other. He was known for his bold, unapologetic style and his disdain for the traditional seed bullet shapes.

According to his own account, Bertrand was inspired to create the Square Peg after a particularly grueling night of seed bullet-themed partying.

Want to read more about Bertrand's seed bullet-themed exploits? Click here to get the full story.

Bertrand's Party

Bertrand's party was the stuff of legend in the seed bullet community. It featured a who's who of seed bullet designers, all gathered together to celebrate the birth of the Square Peg.

But what really went down that night?

Want to get the full, unvarnished account of Bertrand's party? Click here to get the juicy details.

Bertrand's Party Deets

It all started with a keg of free-flowing cocktails and ended with a seed bullet-shaped cake that read "The Square Peg is Born".

Bertrand's party was the night that changed the seed bullet world forever.

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Relive Bertrand's Party

Put on your best seed bullet-themed party attire and get ready to relive the night that changed the seed bullet world.

Warning: reliving Bertrand's party may cause excessive joy, spontaneous dancing, and a strong urge to create your own seed bullet patterns.

Want to get started? Click here for your party starter kit.

Party Starter Kit

Everything you need to relive Bertrand's party in one handy kit:

• Seed bullet-patterned party hats
• Lime-green cocktails
• Bertrand's party mix tape
• A Square Peg cake

Get ready to party like it's 1999! Click here for Bertrand's party playlist.

Bertrand's Playlist

Bertrand's party playlist is a mix of the best seed bullet-themed tunes to get you pumped up and ready to party:

• Seed Bullet Boogie
• Bullet Train
• The Square Peg Shuffle
• Bullet with a Heart

Seed Bullet Boogie

This classic tune is sure to get you_goals moving and grooving like it's 1999:

Get ready to boogie, seed bullet-style! Click here to get the funky version.

Seed Bullet Boogie Funk

Take the classic Seed Bullet Boogie and add a healthy dose of funk:

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Seed Bullet Boogie Funk Funk

This one's for the true seed bullet aficionados. Add a pinch of funk and a dash of seed bullet magic:

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Seed Bullet Boogie Funk Funk

This is it, folks. The ultimate seed bullet boogie funk funk. If you're not dancing, you're not doing it right:

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Seed Bullet Boogie Funk Funk Funk

This is it, folks. The end of the seed bullet boogie funk funk saga. If you're still not dancing, you're not doing it right:

Get ready to seed bullet boogie all night long, forever! Click here to get the seed bullet boogie funk funk forever.