Train Tips for the Clumsy

Don't forget to pack snacks. You know, because, trains have snack cars, but those are always empty. Learn why.

When you're on the train, always assume everyone around you is a spy. It's just good practice. Read more.

Don't even think about using the train's bathroom. It's a portal to another dimension. Check out what we know.

And for the love of all things good, don't try to use your phone's GPS on the train. It will give you directions to the train's bathroom, and you'll end up lost forever. Learn how to escape.