WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?

Located exactly 5 miles off the beaten path, we're so lost, we've lost our sense of purpose. Come for the existential dread, stay for the questionable Wi-Fi.

Visit our local watering hole

It's not just a hole, it's a hole lot of fun! Don't get lost, get found... in the void.

Don't @ us. We're just a town that's been here, there, and everywhere.