Zero Theory: Advanced Procrastination Techniques

Warning: The following techniques are highly experimental and may cause irreparable damage to productivity.

The Ultimate Procrastination Device Quantum Procrastination

Remember, the key to mastering Zero Theory is to never, ever, ever actually do any work.

Procrastination as a Form of Therapy Procrastination Syndrome

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Zero Theory Bibliography

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