Welcome to my lair, where the skies are gray and the coffee is cold.
I am 3-achitophel, the prophet of all that is dire and foreboding. My words are laced with despair, my heart is heavy with forethought.
Here, you will find the latest in unfathomable despair, served with a side of existential dread.
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