Dance Like Nobody's Watching

Or, at the very least, like you're 35.

Here are some dance moves you might not have tried in the 90s:

• FOCKING FOEVERS

  It's like a party in your mouth and you're invited, I guess.

  FOEVERS are the best way to describe anything, really:

  • Fover the Top
  • Foever for the Win

  Don't try this at home, kids.

  Go back to the Dance It Out page and pretend you never saw this.