The 96% Tact Philosophy

Welcome to the 96% Tact Philosophy, where we believe that sometimes, just sometimes, you're right, and sometimes, just sometimes, you're wrong. But usually, you're just kind of, sort of right, but mostly wrong, but occasionally you're right-ish.

Our philosophy is based on the fundamental principles of being 96% sure of yourself, while still being open to the possibility of being wrong, but only if it's really, really wrong. It's a delicate balance, but trust us, we're experts.

The Three Pillars of 96% Tact

1. Uncertainty - The art of being 96% sure you're right, while still being open to the possibility of being wrong.
2. Ambiguity - The joy of being 96% sure, but only if you're talking to someone who's also 96% sure.
3. Deflection - The art of being 96% sure, by deflecting all criticism and blame onto someone else.

We're not saying it's perfect, but it's better than being 100% sure, because that's just boring.