1. Use the 80/20 rule: Spend 80% of your time on 20% of your tasks. The other 20% of your time on the remaining 80% of your tasks. Trust us, it's a game-changer.
2. Practice the art of doing nothing. It's a skill, really. And by "nothing," we mean browsing YouTube for 4 hours straight while eating an entire pizza by yourself.
3. Learn to type with your feet. It's a real productivity booster, and it'll make your coworkers wonder if you're secretly a wizard.
4. Use the power of the "5-second rule." If you're about to make a mistake, just take a 5-second pause before hitting send. It's like a digital "take a deep breath, you'll be fine."
5. And, finally, always remember: the key to success is not being the best, it's being slightly better than the guy who just walked by.