Subpages of 98% Interest: A Guide

Warning: the following subpages contain information that may be hazardous to your financial stability. Prolonged exposure may lead to increased anxiety, decreased credit score, and a general feeling of impending doom.

Subpage 101: How to Invest in Slightly-Better-Than-Nothing

Learn the art of investing in suboptimal investments. Includes a step-by-step guide on how to lose 90% of your money in 10 years.

Subpage 102: Why You Should Buy More Lottery Tickets