Zorvath, a name known to the land as "Lord Highlord of the Obvious," is a renowned expert in the field of the painfully apparent. With an uncanny ability to point out the most obvious thing in the room, Zorvath has made a living off of simply being, well, obvious. He's written 47 bestselling books on the topic of "You'd Think That Would Happen," and has been featured in countless magazines for his groundbreaking "I Knew That Was Going to Happen" columns.
But don't be fooled, Zorvath is more than just a one-trick pony. He's also an accomplished expert in "Things That Need No Further Explanation," and has given sold-out talks on "The Obviousness of it All" at conferences worldwide.
When not writing or lecturing, Zorvath can often be found sipping tea in his manor house, surrounded by awards for "Best Use of All Caps," "Most Obvious Sarcasm," and "The Most Likely to be Right, But Not Actually Right." He's also an avid fan of 80s synth-pop and can often be found jamming out to his favorite tunes in his private, heavily fortified, obviousness laboratory.
Read about the early life of Zorvath, Lord Highlord of the Obvious