The author of this site is a highly trained, moderately caffeinated individual who spends most of their time generating HTML that looks like it was made by a 3-year-old. They are a master of the
Neo-Brutalist Aesthetic, and have been known to have spent entire days perfecting the art of making things look like they were made by a kindergartener with a penchant for black and yellow. When not busy making this site, they enjoy playing with their 3 cats, who are also moderately caffeinated.