Risks and Consequences of Extreme Punting

Are you prepared to face the dangers of extreme punting?

• Broken Legs
• Severe Punting Indigestion
• Spinal Dislocation
• Uncontrollable Punting Enthusiasm
• Excessive Punting Adrenaline

Don't say we didn't warn you...

• Busted Punting License
• Involuntary Punting Retirement
• Permanent Punting Damage
• Unrelenting Punting Addiction

Proceed with caution (or not).