Advanced Excuses
Welcome to the Advanced Excuses, where procrastination meets art. Here, you'll find the most sophisticated, the most intricate, and the most utterly absurd justifications for your tardiness.
- Lost in Translation: I was trying to find the coffee shop.
- My Cat Needed Me: The feline's demands couldn't be ignored.
- Unforeseen Events: The apocalypse, the zombie apocalypse, or just the usual Tuesday.
- Unavoidable Meetings: The ones that ate my lunch break, and possibly my soul.