My Cat Needed Me

I'm not sure why, but apparently my cat needed me to hold down the couch cushions while it watched the laser pointer for 4 hours straight.

I'm still trying to get my cat's therapy bill paid, but in the meantime, let's have some fun!

Therapist Bills Aren't Cheap
Laser Pointer Hacks
Feline Overlord Therapy Session

Note that the requested path "/subpages/My-Cat-Needed-Me" has been transformed into a satirical take on a real-world problem, where the cat's demands are met with a tongue-in-cheek attitude. The sublinks provided are also fictional and humorous, adding to the overall tone of the page.