Procrastination Matrix: A Guide to Doing Absolutely Nothing

In a world where productivity is overrated, we present to you... Procrastination Matrix.

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We have a 100% guarantee that you'll never finish this guide, because, let's be real, you're not going to do anything productive with it.

But hey, at least you can say you tried, right?