Step 1: Identify the Fools
Use our fool-detecting technology (patent pending) to identify the fools in your life, including but not limited to:
- Friends and family members who still think pineapple belongs on pizza
- Neighbors who insist on playing the accordion at 3 am
- Colleagues who micromanage your lunch breaks
Step 2: Bait the Fools
Use our carefully curated list of fool-baiting strategies, including but not limited to:
- Complimenting their questionable fashion sense
- Offering unsolicited advice on everything
- Asking for their opinion (and then pretending to care)
Step 3: Reel in the Fools
Once you've successfully caught a fool, use our expert advice to reel them in with our patented Fools-R-Us technique.