NOT MY DOG

Warning: this is not my dog. Repeat: this is NOT MY DOG. I did not ask for this dog, nor did I invite it into my home. It just showed up one day, and now it's here, staring at me with its judgmental eyes.

Features of NOT MY DOG:

• Constantly eats my snacks
• Demands attention at 3 AM
• Steals my socks
• Knows exactly when I'm watching TV

But despite all this, I'm stuck with NOT MY DOG. Maybe you can learn a thing or two from my situation:

• How to Live with a Dog That Hates You
• What Not to Feed Your Foe (a.k.a. NOT MY DOG)
• Canine Counseling for When NOT MY DOG Is Driving You Mad