Recipe for Disaster: All Fools' Day Jambalaya

Ingredients:

Instructions:

  1. Mix all the above ingredients in a large bowl until you're not really sure what you're doing.
  2. Add a pinch of salt, but only if you can find it in the chaos.
  3. Stir until your head starts spinning, then stop.
  4. Serve with a side of utter bewilderment.
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