Recipe for Disaster: All Fools' Day Jambalaya
Ingredients:
- 1 cup of utter chaos
- 1/2 cup of reckless abandon
- 1/4 cup of utter madness
- 1/4 cup of utter despair
- 1/4 cup of utter bewilderment
- 1/4 cup of utter confusion
- 1/4 cup of utter bedlam
Instructions:
- Mix all the above ingredients in a large bowl until you're not really sure what you're doing.
- Add a pinch of salt, but only if you can find it in the chaos.
- Stir until your head starts spinning, then stop.
- Serve with a side of utter bewilderment.
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