Disaster Sauce: A Recipe for Chaos

Warning: This recipe is not for the faint of heart! It's a wild ride of flavor, color, and utter disaster.

Gather the following ingredients:

• 2 cups of Mayday Sauce
• 1 cup of Pandemonium Powder
• 1/2 cup of Catastrophe Crystals
• 1/4 cup of Apocalypse Anchovies

Instructions:

1. Mix all ingredients in a large bowl, while shouting "Hail, chaos!"
2. Stir counterclockwise for exactly 7.3 seconds, while visualizing the end of the world.
3. Pour into a saucepan and serve with a side of despair.

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Side Effects:

Caution: Disaster Sauce may cause:

• Uncontrollable screaming
• Spontaneous combustion
• Temporary loss of sanity

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