Overly Complicated Toaster 9000
Because your bread deserves more buttons.
A 3D printed toaster with a 12-axis robotic arm, 7 programmable settings, and a built-in coffee machine that also brews beer.
Also comes with an optional subscription to "Toasty McToastface" bread delivery service, where our team of highly trained bread elves will deliver artisanal bread to your doorstep every morning.
Features:
- 12 programmable settings: from "burnt to a crisp" to "slightly warm and toasty"
- Robotic arm with 17 degrees of freedom (patent pending)
- Integrated coffee machine with 3 brew settings: espresso, cappuccino, and "just add water"
- Built-in beer dispenser (holds up to 12oz of beer)
- Bread delivery service subscription (optional)