Are you tired of your human companions constantly judging you? Do you want to look your absolute best at all times? Look no further than Robo-Groomer, the robotic self-grooming assistant that's got it all!
With advanced algorithms and a built-in vacuum system, Robo-Groomer will have you looking and smelling great in no time! Say goodbye to bad breath, tangled hair, and last week's leftovers!
*Not responsible for actually making you feel good about yourself. Side effects of Robo-Groomer may include but are not limited to: increased anxiety, decreased self-esteem, and an unrelenting sense of existential dread.