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Atlantean Sea Salt Latte Myths

A collection of absurd stories and legends from the lost city of Atlantis

Atlantis, the fabled city of the gods, was said to have been founded by Poseidon himself. Little did the mortals know, the true founder of Atlantis was actually a sea salt-obsessed barista named Steve.

Steve, a master of the ancient art of sea salt latte crafting, was known throughout the land for his ability to summon the perfect sprinkle of flakey sea salt to complement any coffee drink.

As the city of Atlantis grew in power and wealth, so did Steve's obsession with sea salt. He built a temple in his honor, the Temple of the Golden Grind, where the finest sea salts from around the world were brought to be worshiped and used in the sacred art of latte crafting.

But Steve's love of sea salt was not without consequence. The people of Atlantis became so obsessed with the stuff that they began to use it in everything: their food, their drinks, even their hair gel. The once-proud city was soon consumed by the very thing that was supposed to bring them prosperity.

And so, the city of Atlantis was lost to the sands of time, its people scattered across the globe, forever changed by the allure of Steve's sea salt.

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