Welcome to the art of subtly crushing one's self-esteem.
Here, we offer expertly crafted backhanded compliments, designed to make you feel marginally better about yourself while secretly tearing you down.
Insults for the Winners Insults for the Losers Compliments for the AmbitiousYou're not as bad at this as I thought you'd be.
I've heard your cat doesn't mind you, and that's something.
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