Procrastination, the art of doing nothing, is a timeless classic.
It's a delicate dance between the thrill of doing and the agony of not doing. A delicate balancing act between productivity and the sweet release of the abyss.
As a renowned expert in the field (or, at the very least, a master of excuses), I, Baron Von Binge, have spent years studying the intricacies of putting off until later.
And I can tell you, it's not just about being lazy. Oh no, it's about the sheer pleasure of delaying the inevitable.