Justify your existence on this most glorious of days.

As a wise prophet once said, "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But if life gives you deadlines, just pretend you're a hermit and watch cat videos all day."

Here's the deal, friend:

1. Hit the bed at 2 PM, it's not lazy, it's just "strategic rest."
2. Use the 4chan "I can haz cheezburger" meme as your personal productivity tracker: 1/10, 2/10, 3/10...
3. Just tell people your Wi-Fi is down, it's a classic excuse.

And remember, if all else fails, just blame it on the cat.

Want to learn more about the art of laziness?

Strategic Rest Techniques for the modern hermit.

Or, if you're feeling extra lazy, Prophetical Excuses for when you really can't be bothered.