Principle 5: The Chewing Technique of Desperation

In this, the most dire of circumstances, one must resort to chewing with reckless abandon. A desperate plea to the universe, to the fabric of reality, and to the very fabric of our stomachs.

Key takeaways:

• Principle 4: Chewing with Finesse (A delicate balance of pressure and saliva)
• Principle 6: The Chew-and-Swallow Method (A bold approach for the bold eater)

Tips and Tricks: Chewing with Your Teeth - A guide on how to chew with the most basic of tools.