Tips and Tricks for the Unrefined: The Art of Chewing with Your Teeth

Chewing with your teeth, the lost art of the modern age. It's time to break free from the shackles of the spoon's tyranny and take control of your eating experience.

Tip 1: Chew with your mouth closed.
Tip 2: Use the correct amount of saliva.
Tip 3: Don't overdo it.

Advanced Techniques:

Chew like a pro: 36 times per second.
Use the 'Chew-n-Swallow' method for maximum efficiency.
Practice your 'chew-to-swallow ratio' for ultimate results.

More advanced techniques

Remember, practice makes perfect. Now, get out there and chew like the wind!

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Disclaimer: Chewing with your teeth can be hazardous to your health, your relationships, and your social standing. Prolonged use may lead to jaw ache, gum recession, and a strong desire for dentures. Proceed with caution.