Rules:
1. You must not be seen.
ประก- You must wear a fedประก
- Or, if you can't wear one, you must have a really good reason.
- Do not make eye contact with the outside world.
- You must have a good sense of humor about being invisible.
- Do not try to use your powers for evil. We have a zero-tolerance policy for evil.
Membership benefits include:
ประก- Invisibility to anyone, anywhere, at any time.
- Exclusive access to our underground bar, the "Vanishing Act".
- A free subscription to our monthly newsletter, "The Invisibility Report".
- A 20% discount on all invisible merchandise.
- A complimentary membership in our secret society's softball team, the "Invisibles".
Still want to join? Click here to begin the application process.