Ugly Jokes

Here are the Worst Jokes in the world. Don't say we didn't warn you.

Why did the chicken go to the doctor? Because it had fowl breath!

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? Because he needed space!

Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems!

Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a bug!

Why did the cat join a band? Because it wanted to be the mew-sician!

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