Deep within the depths of the Andromeda Galaxy, a mystical force has awoken, birthing a salad that defies the laws of culinary sanity. This abomination, known as the "Salad of the Ancients," is a fusion of the most unholy and ungodly ingredients.
Its core is comprised of a vortex of quasar-grown, sentient lettuce, wrapped in a blanket of quantum entanglement-tinged, sentient queso.
Avoid this place at all costs, lest you wish to invite certain... digestion-related calamities.