Welcome to Black Hole Popcorn
Welcome to the most intense, most epic, most mind-bendingly delicious black hole-themed popcorn stand in the multiverse! We're not just any ordinary popcorn stand, folks. We're the one where the laws of physics are mere suggestions and the flavors are OUT OF this world!
Our flavors? You want to know about our flavors? We've got:
- Quantum Flux Cheese: Where the flavors are as unpredictable as the universe itself!
- Gravitational Redemption Red Hot Cinnamon: For those who've been pulled apart by time and space!
- Event Horizon Sour Cream: For those who've been sucked in by the cosmic vortex of despair!
Don't say we didn't warn you. Don't come in if you're looking for boring, run-of-the-mill popcorn.
We're not responsible for any lost souls, lost time, or lost minds. That's just your problem. Enjoy your snack!