Extreme Line Stander Consequences: The Unrelenting Pursuit of Unnecessary Line-Standing

You've been caught, Bobby McGee! Your extreme line standing antics have been exposed.

We've received reports of your 37 consecutive hours spent waiting in line for that one last donut in the box.

Our team has compiled a list of consequences for your extreme line standing:

• Exile to the Isle of Line-Standing Despair
• Fines and penalties for every 15 minutes spent waiting in line
• Loss of all social privileges for 1 year, including but not limited to: internet, phone, and video games

Click here for more information about your consequences.

Or click here to appeal your case.