The Extreme Line Stander

TERMS & CONDITIONS

We, the Extreme Line Stander, have taken your application to join our ranks. By signing up, you agree to the following terms and conditions:

  1. We may, at any time, demand you stand in line for up to 8 hours without warning.
  2. You are expected to maintain a 2-inch minimum gap from the person in front of you.
  3. We reserve the right to revoke your standing privileges at any time for any reason, or no reason at all.
  4. You must, at all times, wear our official Extreme Line Stander t-shirt while standing in line.

By clicking "I agree" below, you acknowledge that you have read and understand these terms. Failure to comply will result in you being forced to stand in line with the chicken lady.

Disclaimer:

The Extreme Line Stander is a completely fabricated organization with no actual purpose or meaning. This page, including all content, is for entertainment purposes only.

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