Bubblegum-Solipsism: A Philosophy of Unwavering Self-Importance

Welcome, fellow solipsists, to the world of Bubblegum-Solipsism, where the only reality that matters is your own personal bubblegum-filled existence.

In this philosophy, the universe revolves around your individual, singular self. Your thoughts, your feelings, your haircuts – all are the only truths that truly matter.

As a solipsist, you're not just the center of the universe; you're the center of the Bubblegum Universe itself.