My Ego Index: Where Self-Awareness Comes to Life

Current Ego Index: 92.4/10 (Averaging 4.2 points ahead of the average

Reasons why my Ego Index is so high:

• I have 5+ years of experience in a field that barely changed since the dawn of time
• I can type 90+ words per minute while maintaining 99.9% accuracy (self-reported)
• I have an impressive collection of novelty socks that would make even the most seasoned sock connoisseur weep with envy

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