Bun-Tips-From-The-Masters /subpages

Tip 1: Mastering the art of extreme napping

Did you know that napping can be an art form? It's all about the angles, the folds, the pillows, the cat.

Try it like the masters: recline on your back, legs in the air, and snooze the day away.

It's all about the eyes, the hair, the voice, the scent. Make them want to be your cat.

Try it like the masters: bat your eyelids, whisper sweet nothings, and never, ever, wear a tie.

It's all about the iron, the steam, the board, the shirt. Make it wrinkle-free, make it perfect.

Try it like the masters: use a blowtorch, a blow dryer, and a healthy dose of aggression.

It's all about the snacks, the hiding, the eating, the judging. Make it a work of art.

Try it like the masters: hide the cheese, hide the crackers, and hide the guilt.