Where every form is a labyrinth and every answer is a bureaucratic fiction.
Because we care about your time, we've made it as complicated as possible.
Fill out form 27-B, subsection C, paragraph 4, section 3, sub-section 2, subsection 5, and so on.
Click here for more paperwork.Because you asked for a simple answer, we've created a never-ending loop of bureaucracy.
Answer 1: "What is the purpose of this form?" Answer 2: "To fill out the form." Answer 3: "But why did you ask that?"
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