Section 1: The Five Pillars of Bureaucratic Idol Worship

1. The Form is Sacred: Always fill out the entire form, even if it's unnecessary. Bonus points for using 10 pages worth of unnecessary attachments.

2. The Bureaucrat is Always Right: Never, ever question the authority of the Bureaucrat. They are always correct, even when they're wrong.

3. The Waiting Game: A good Bureaucratic Idol Worshipper knows how to play the waiting game. Be prepared to wait 3+ months for a response to your request.

4. The Art of Self-Justification: A well-crafted justification for your request is key. Use at least 3 bullet points to explain why your request is crucial.

5. The Worship of Red Tape: Always, always,ประก always fill out the required forms in triplicate, even if it's unnecessary. It's not just about the process, it's about the ritual.

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